Our initial blogspot diatribe

After a young adult life full of more or less constant insobriety, 50 wasted Sundays a year, undergarment confusion, bloody gums, strep throat, morning after misrecognitions, phlegmy coffees, funky chickens, missing teeth/shoes/cellphones/wallets/keys/jobs/purses/messenger bags/bikes/textbooks and term papers/RELATIONSHIPS, we're quitting the game, bitches! It's over, kaputski, done with, no alcohol shall pass these lips heretofore so help me Barack Obama. For one year. So we, Amanda Zengel and Daniel Magee, having linked our lives with a shared rent-free apartment and the romantic exchange of seminal essences (Dan was an English major), have made the leap into bloggerhood. These are our stories.